cullening

The invocation of an autonomic sexual response via mention of a fictional bloodsucker.

Bro 1: Dude, did you check out that piece in Seventeen magazine? The Twilight expose?

Bro 2: Yo that shit was like mad cullening! I had to walk all hunchback out of my dentist's to keep my dignity.

by chironfrost April 24, 2014

Cullen b

A kid that goes bar down on tendys like its his day job, he's the life of the party and is generally associated with banging hot sloots named Victoria or vicky and love to take chicks to pound town

(Bob)"Man your a cullen b!"

(Gerry)" thanks bruh"

by Edward cullen69 November 9, 2014

Edward Cullen

= a stalker

In the Twilight series Edward Cullen is somehow stalking Bella Swan.

Don't be such an Edward Cullen and leave me alone!!
Can you please go, you're not Edward Cullen!
If you want to impress me, you can't stalk me like that, you're not Edward Cullen!

by Tw.girl December 19, 2018

Edward Cullen

a necrosadist dude, who also looks like Philip from my classroom

he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess

*reads necrosadist definition*

Yup. It must be Edward Cullen.

by arystokratycznie January 12, 2019

Cullen

A "man" that is from Bemidji Minnesota and is known for all of his "cool stunts." A Cullen will tell you millions of times how much he loves Honda Civics, which he drives but the car is not his.
A Cullen will take his "friends" car and crash it and blame it on you. A Cullen will not pay you back for anything he takes from you. A Cullen will say that he has "fire weed" but no one will get high off of it. A Cullen will tell you he has a "badass truck" and "bombass subs."

Guy 1 - hey do you know that one guy Cullen?
Guy 2 - yeah, he took my belt one day and never gave it back.
Guy 1 - damn man, sorry to hear that.

by TheManKnownAsGod420 November 11, 2019

Cullen

The last name of a incredible, stunning girl, with big lovely eyes. She dosent seem like much till you get to know her then you will see how perfect she is. She is loyal and kind-hearted . Don't hurt her because it will come back to you. shes the baddest bitch ever and will put up a fight. She also normally likes in and out. If your not a savage then she wont be your friend. Love her because shes the best.

The Cullen family is the best family ever.

by qqqquuuuuuueeeeeeeennnnnnn December 28, 2019

Edward Cullen

The cutest fucking vampire ever

Twilight (Edward Cullen)

by Don’tTalkToMe May 18, 2019