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Cucumber

A cucumber a long green healthy thing what Calum Hood used to pleasure the female fans if he feels up to it. The female fans have seen his cucumber from a leaked snapchat and it was fairly decently sized; we all thoroughly enjoyed it.
Calum fucked the fan using his large cucumber sprouting from his body
by Hemmingsbitch January 23, 2015
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Cucumber

Girls use it... To eat! You dirty minded freak. Boys may use it too... To eat 😉😉
Hey, Have you used to cucumber yet 😏
by Chicken nuggetsssss April 16, 2020
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Cucumber

When you're in a complicated situation where you both in love with each other, and are sexually active, but are more than friends, and less than being in a relationship.
Bob and Mary are in a cucumber relationship.
by yedtds519 March 14, 2016
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Cucumber Slip-and-Slide

When a woman shoves a cucumber up her butthole/vagina and rides a slip and slide repeatedly causing pressure to build up firing the cucumber out at high speeds
Becky went to my nephews birthday party and performed a cucumber slip-and-slide
by TripleJJJ19 June 1, 2025
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cucumber dildo

when you get a cucumber and carve a pp head in it then use it as a dildo
Chloe: Hey Emily?
Emily: Yes?
Chole: I made my own cucumber dildo last night. It was so nice I cummed!
Emily: No problem.
by JustinBieberLover1223 September 22, 2020
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Khartoum Cucumber Swashing

When you hang your friend by a green flagpole that’s in the Solomon Islands. Generally used when in an Empire State of mind.
Friend 1: “I can’t wait to perform a Khartoum Cucumber Swashing on my friend Barnabas!”
Friend 2: “swag”
by Dicho mode June 16, 2022
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Cucumber

its a short way of saying daddy cum because it has cum in it.
let me feel your cucumber daddy
by daddy cum November 4, 2022
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