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get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.
"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

Not all crackheads do crack

Phrase (slang): Not all crackheads do crack
Definition: A humorous or sarcastic saying used to point out that someone may act chaotic, irrational, or extreme without fitting the assumed stereotype or cause. Emphasizes that behavior doesn’t always reflect the obvious or expected reason behind it.
Person 1: Why is he losing his mind over nothing ?
Person 2: Not all crackheads do crack some people are just like that.

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights 

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."