Conversatiown

n. A conversation that you have won completely; a conversation in which you destroy the other person's argument. v. Completely winning a conversation.

Rick: So, I was thinking..
Steve: FUCK YOU I WIN.
Rick: What?!?
Steve: That was a conversatiown.

Billy: So, Jim came over the other day and said you were being a dick.
Phil: Oh yeah, I conversatiowned him.

by DinoJeebus March 29, 2009

conversation rape

When someone talks to you against your will or forces you to engage in a conversation after you have already refused.

Conversation rapists usually target the same victim(s) multiple times.

I wanted to be left alone so I put on my headphones, but my coworker just talked louder so I would have to listen to her. She conversation raped me.

by Curious Panda April 16, 2011

Let's Converse

What you say when you want to cut the crap in a conversation.
This phrase will usually appear in an MSN Messenger conversation to skip all of the usual

- Hey
- Hi
- How are you ?
- Good you ?
- Good thanks wubu2 ?
- nm you?
- nm

By saying these two words, you save around 30 seconds of your life for every msn conversation.

- Hey
- Hi
- How are you ?
- Let's Converse
- Sounds good.

by ItsAadam April 14, 2009

Pointless conversation.

A pointless conversation is when you are talking to someone on facebook, texting, or something else. It happens when the second person in the conversation doesn't feel like talk to you.

Person #1- Hey!
Person #2- Hi.
Person #1- Whattuup?
Person #2- Nothing.
Person#-Same.

The end of pointless conversation.

by Your mommmy. January 17, 2010

converse

the best kind of shoes ever. you can customize them to your hearts desire. they come in a range of colors and patterns. not to long ago they were strictly worn by rockers, grunge, emo, ect.... people, but now-a-days everyone wears them. other shoe companies got jealous and decided to make a cheep ugly rip off -_-. recently the price on the SKYROCKETED! i used to get a plain, good quality pair for $16 but now i got a little fancier pair for $70! HOLY SHIT MAN! yah wanna know why? FLIPPIN NIKE! they were jealous too so they bought 'em out. anyways converse came out in 1908 and were the first b-ball shoe. (made by chuck taylor)

2000: *me in shoe city* hey mommy can i get a pair of converse? they are the bestest. ($16)
2009: HOLY CRAP MOM! $70?!!!! WTH? what has the world come to? *cries*

by yurmommy November 11, 2009

Conversation Lag

When a group of people are talking and one person leaves for one reason or another. The conversation still continues and changes subject. When the person returns they still believe the conversation is on the previous topic and are confused for a moment.

Person 1: ...and then I totally sniped him from across the map. It was aweseome!!!
Person 2: brb gotta use the bathroom
Person 1: So I stopped playing right then because that was such a perfect kill.
Person 3: So do you wanna go see a movie tonight?
Person 1: Yea sure. What do you wanna see?
Person 2: Ok back. So what did you so after you sniped him?
Person 1: Whoa dude, you have some conversation lag going on, we already talked about that!

by pfarriss May 9, 2010

taco-burrito conversation

A conversation of two people and no more. Used only when excluding a kibbitzer.

A+B: (conversation)
C: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
A: This is a taco-burrito conversation...nachos ("not yours")!

by Durvin June 6, 2009