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do not contact

The name that you give the boy you have a crush on for his contact on your phone. This is to remind yourself not to drunk text him that you are in love
That man is so fine I had to put him down as do not contact when I got his number
by Howdoyoulikeyourcoffee July 28, 2021
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the.tinkle.of.contagion

A tiktoker that has no context in their posts and is obsessed with country balls
"Hey dude do you know who the.tinkle.of.contagion is?" "No who tf is that"
by the.tinkle.of.contagion May 20, 2022
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ghosting emergency contact

A ghosting emergency contact is someone who you will have call your family or formerly close friends that you are ghosting to say “If there is an emergency call me, so I can tell Jon if you have an emergency or if someone has passed away.
Hey, Anna, I’m ghosting my parents, will call them and say call me if y’all have an emergency, so I can tell Jon. He is dating a hot chick and she won’t let him talk to his parents. This is what you a call a ghosting emergency contact
by Country Smartass January 21, 2023
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container

1. people who where jeans with flip flops
bob: haha.. look at what that hippie's wearing, rainbow flip flops and jeans
billy: ugh, what a container.
by sean kassner November 13, 2007
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Liquid contacts

Blowing a load in a girls eye so it makes her eye lashes stick together.
"Wow I gave that girl liquid contacts, and now she can't see.
by Englewood August 7, 2006
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eye contact limbo

when two people are talking but there's no way to go around them so you tend to duck so as to not obstruct their eye contact.
Jack and Jill were in the hallway having a conversation and I didnt want to walk in between them but had to luckily I was able to play some eye contact limbo.
by SusieQ63 October 22, 2010
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contacts

The most annoying and painfull thing on the planet. You practically poke your eye our just to get them in, then 12 hours later you have to get them out of your bloodshot eyes. Major pain in the ass.

Yet I perfer them over glasses.
AHH!!! Stupid #$^%$@&@ contacts!!!! That mofo just fell off my eye!
by I'm bitchy give me chocolate December 28, 2006
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