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Consume thine buttocks

A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."

Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."
by CoffeeK_ November 26, 2018
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Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments”

“Shure bro”

*passes butter*

“Bro, this is salted butter”

Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*

Thanks bro
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*

“Why are you crying bro?”

“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”

“Bro...”
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Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Bro lemmie hit those condiments”

“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*

Thanks bro
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*

“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*
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considerant

Dear Professional considerant.
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Consumanation

To eat massive amounts of objects
The consumanation of this meal will begin shortly
by Lil_Wagn September 7, 2019
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consies

Those console owning pansies.

Consies
Gotta tell them "consies" to stop being peasents and ascend to the PC.

Pc is always gonna be the overlord over these mere underling "Consies".

Bask in my RGB Gloryyy "Consies"!
by Hcorps September 8, 2019
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Consiliotextusphobia

consiliotextusphobia is the fear of the design of a text font such as Zalgo or anything you can get from font generators online. The words consilio textus is Latin for text design.
"NEVER use Zalgo text around me, I have consiliotextusphobia"
by HelpfulWordingBiotch December 6, 2019
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