Colorado Tune up

The act of fixing a car by basically pointing it in a direction and driving it as far as possible in one sitting. This is meant to stretch the legs of the car, and honestly if something is going to break it's going to be during a 500 mile road trip.

My check engine light came on so I decided to give it a Colorado Tune up and drove it 500 miles straight and it went off.

My car was in a bad way so I gave it a Colorado tune up and ended up stranded on the side on I-70.

by Thing21 August 14, 2012

Wow, Colorado Really is one Weird Place

What is said right after one finishes a trip or vacation to anywhere in Colorado.

Wife: Did you like our honeymoon to Aspen?
Husband: Yeah, but Wow, Colorado really is one weird place...

by landmassmississippi September 4, 2012

Colorado Kool-Aid

some reference to Coors, from a stupid country song probably from the 1970s... the song says its from 2002 - i think it lies. i've never heard it anywhere else... anywhere else. except for here. why is it here?

foreigner, probably from texas: hey, ya'll got some colorado kool-aid, that sets you on fire and makes your kidneys scream?

coloradoan: <blank stare> go back to texas.

by markw2 May 30, 2006

Colorado Springs Prison Facility

An institution based on the side of a mountain in Colorado Springs where inmates take part in soaring and athletic events. At first glance this institution is an all male facility but a closer look will reveal that nearly 25% of inmates are females. DNA testing is the only method to determine this fact.

Fact: The largest sausage fest in the world has taken part at the Colorado Springs Prison Facility but is known by another name, Basic Training.

by Scorewith74 March 10, 2009

colorado rockies

The baseball team of Denver, Colorado who played the Boston Red Sox in the world series of 2007. Noted for their initials CR or Clown Rapists.

Did you catch the Rox last night?
Man, I love the Colorado Rockies aka Clown Rapists

by Raul di L'Yefkereff May 12, 2008

Brush, Colorado

Brush, Colorado was named for Jared L. Brush. Brush came west to mine gold west of Denver in 1859, making him a "Fifty-Niner". Along with his brothers, William and John, he homesteaded in northeast Colorado on the Big Thompson River north of present day Johnstown. Brush served as Weld County commissioner and sheriff, was elected to the state legislature, and served as Lieutenant Governor twice. The town was named for him in 1882

Did you see that Awesome town between Fort Morgan and Hillrose?
Yeah, Brush, Colorado!

It was a nice peacfull place!

by CMonsterbizzitch May 2, 2011

Fort collins colorado

Fort Collins is a big mistake. the population is either "normal' people, idoits, Druggies. or just compleate assholes. The "A" on the foothills stands for Aggies with was the name for csu stundents.But of course the big A on the mountain looks idotic and dumb. From my point of view Fort collins is a waste or time, with too much drama for students. but Old Town is were the fun is.

hey lets go to Fort Collins Colorado.

ew, why?

I ment Old Town For Collins.

Oh, well then, LETS GO!

by extremecheetopuff June 15, 2011