A close friend to bounce professional ideas & problems off of. They are not your mentors, family members or investors, so this distance allows them to give you sound advice, while keeping a tone of friendship, trust and objectivity.
Dan: Ugh, I just got off an investors call, Chris cited his mentor 3 times.
Alde: Fuck I hate that pretentious shit. I never mention my White Collar Brosef, that shit is personal.
Dan: Seriously Unc, let's get some shawarma.
Alde: Fuck I hate that pretentious shit. I never mention my White Collar Brosef, that shit is personal.
Dan: Seriously Unc, let's get some shawarma.
by Mike109999 August 16, 2022
I work with a Blue Collar Unicorn... She used to be a cheerleader but now she can lay a perfect weld.
by Puddinpop98 October 11, 2023
When your business partner or boss deliberately and maliciously prevents you from advancing your career or business, SOLELY out of spite.
Dana: Ugh, I am in a fight with my partner, she is going to FOR SURE White Collar CockBlock this next hire. Uch, we need the help so badly.
Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.
Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.
Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
by Mike109999 August 16, 2022
An absolute specimen who lives and breathes regurgitating corporate jargon and spamming people with ‘inspirational’ LinkedIn posts.
The average white collar wanker works in recruitment or insurance. He sports a shirt two sizes too small to show off his ‘gains’, drives a shitty BMW and if he has a degree it’s a 2:2 in business from De Montfort University. He thinks going to the gym, calling people ‘mate’ and snorting coke on the reg are a substitute for a personality.
Thinks wearing a suit and being condescending while saying nothing can make up for his l incompetence.
The average white collar wanker works in recruitment or insurance. He sports a shirt two sizes too small to show off his ‘gains’, drives a shitty BMW and if he has a degree it’s a 2:2 in business from De Montfort University. He thinks going to the gym, calling people ‘mate’ and snorting coke on the reg are a substitute for a personality.
Thinks wearing a suit and being condescending while saying nothing can make up for his l incompetence.
I went for an interview the other week and honestly the guy interviewing me was such a white collar wanker.
by Blue_Shoes March 18, 2021
Guy 1: Shit this sucks, I just got a haircut and now I have a needle dog collar. It itches!
Guy 2: Damn dude that sucks, better change your shirt, ya dirt!
Guy 2: Damn dude that sucks, better change your shirt, ya dirt!
by SentimentalDad667 March 27, 2014
by mezlin March 31, 2012
When someone is SO hyper elite in business environments and meetings, people of ALL management levels and seniority are intrigued by and want to work with them.
Dan: Man, I love having meetings with Patrick, literally EVERYONE in the meeting listens to him and does exactly what he says. He could get anything he wants done.
BT: Oh ya, Patrick is SO White Collar Erotic.
BT: Oh ya, Patrick is SO White Collar Erotic.
by Mike109999 August 07, 2022