COVFEFE

Confirmation of Victory Paper Pussy

Again all I read is fake news deliberating alternative facts, rather than real news COVFEFE.

by Koolcat59 June 5, 2017

Covfefe

Acronym for 45's mantra: Carry On Very Fine Excellent Finest Earthling

"When things go bad," said the President, "I say to myself covfefe. It reminds me that I am the finest human ever to exist, and to persist."

by UtopianJ June 1, 2017

Covfefe

It's two different words Combined.

Cov: coverage level.

Fefe: a bundle of towels or socks, folded to resemble a fake vagina.

The news is fake, pussy!

I grabbed him at the Covfefe.

by Yrsic June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe (v)

To stop mid-sentence after using a nonsensical expression, and then leave the conversation.

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."

by T_E_H May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Secret confirmation to congressional leaders that the Atlantic and Pacific coast walls will be built to keep out Europeans and Asians and improve our balance of payments. "Cov" = the covert wall will be built soon. "Fe" = Atlantic Coast. "Fe" = Pacific Coast.

Covfefe. Don't tell the lying press or crying dems.

by Billy Voter June 1, 2017

Covfefe

that moment of surprise when you assume someone's gender and grab them by the pussy...
but it ain't the pussy

I trumped up and grabbed some chick by the pussy, and got a handful of ballsack.

Damn dude, I bet you were like 'covfefe!'

by NewtyMcNewtface October 2, 2017

Covfefe

Abbreviation, Code Word to the Russians meaning: Come Over Very Fast Expecting Fatal End

Trump: Vlad, The end is near. Covfefe to my presidency
Putin: You are on your own Donald

by hansonhands June 1, 2017