street clown

A person with a tendency to buy expensive items when they should be saving money

I bought this watch before I paid my bills like some sort of street clown.

by D.Rage October 19, 2019

Clown University

The highest place of education for anyone who has the possibility to be a clown

Person 1: OMG I GOT INTO CLOWN UNIVERSITY

Person 2: OMG SAME HERE
Person 3: I wish I did I’m just not enough of a clown
Person 1+2: Did we fucking ask

by wxllxxmx December 17, 2019

Clown Butter

When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.

Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.

by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015

Clown Crotch

The makeup stain one receives between their legs after a night of buying lap dancing. See Ass Makeup.

Hey Travis, wtf is that between...oh wait, you have clown crotch!

by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011

Zoom Clowning

The bizarre and rather undignified habit of signaling to people on video calls that you're paying attention by way of exaggerated and increasingly elaborate facial expressions and gestures.

This includes, but is not limited to: nodding vigorously to show agreement; tossing one's head back and clapping one's raised hands to demonstrate humorous appreciation; pooching out one's lower lip to indicate sadness; crowding the screen and letting one's jaw drop open to signal surprise; grimacing like a gargoyle to convey sympathy.

"Did you really think what Bill said on the call today was funny, or were you just Zoom Clowning?"

"Totally Zoom Clowning. Bill hasn't told a decent joke since 'Nam."

by bird_brain April 3, 2022

clown nap

n. vigorously flogging the dolphin in such an exhausting yet satisfying manner that one has no choice but to fall asleep with a big smile painted across one's face.

I was so bored on my business trip that I went back to my hotel room and took a nice, long clown nap.

by Steve D. August 10, 2005

clown fiesta

Team Dignitas.

When team Dignitas plays in the NA LCS, the perfect clown fiesta can be achieved.

by NeapoIitan July 13, 2016