Chuck Norris: What the fuck, he’s lookin’ at urban dictionary, doesn’t know who the fuck I am?! I’m coming over their house RIGHT NOW to beat the shit out of them!!
Chuck Norris is GOD.
Chuck Norris is GOD.
by dogsread31 January 03, 2011
by super de fuckin duper June 05, 2007
Slang term for a huge, masculine, kick-ass beard that any Lumberjack would be proud to grow. Reddish-orange color is optional but highly recommended.
John: "Did you see Joe's new Chuck Norris?"
Bill: "Hell yeah, that beard is so badass I felt like I got roundhouse kicked in the junk just from looking at it!"
Bill: "Hell yeah, that beard is so badass I felt like I got roundhouse kicked in the junk just from looking at it!"
by B-O-G December 05, 2005
by BOOM_HEADSHOT August 07, 2007
Chuck Norris once had sex with a girl. The girl died, obviously. Chuck resurrected her with a roundhouse kick and proceeded to blow his load in her face. Yet, three generations were killed in the process.
by Costa Rica March 16, 2008
When I person comes up missing, AWOL,MIA ...referring to the Chuck Norris Films Missing In Action Parts 1-3.
by DUBL317 November 12, 2009
by hdsjkfhdsjkfghjksa May 12, 2010