Cat

/kat/ noun.

small domesticated animals with four furry legs and a tail. Meows often and can be dickheads but also cuddly. but this is not limited to walrusses, kangafuckingroos, foxes, chinchillas, and raccooons. Anything with whiskers is a cat.

*at the beach*
John: "Did you see that thing over there?"

Bob: "Is that a dolphin???"

John: "No its a seal, the water cat."

Bob:"Oh shoot you right."

by izljn January 1, 2018

cat

the rulers of the internet

I don't need to explain. a cat is a cat.

by cat #937 April 11, 2018

Cat

an animal that has a tail and is scared of pickles, snakes, and bananas.

if you put a banana next to a cat while it's eating its food it will jump in the air.

by MeowDax October 27, 2020

cat

Cats can be trained to poop in a box Dogs: Can be trained to smell cancer in humans Cats cannot be used in self-defence Dogs: Can bite the enemy and make him retreat Cats: Scared lilttle coward douchebags/douchebaguettes. Dogs Brave,honored life savers. Cats No life saved Dogs 50% lifes saved.

Remember: Cats suck,Dogs Rule

by ´´´= September 13, 2017

Cat

A four legged animal that has been domesticated to reside with and without humans. Also the official animal of the internet.

Sam: Did you pet the cat?
Lisa: No, it's ignoring me as usual.

by SaturnVRKT August 17, 2017

cat

An alert and graceful animal, usually a domesticated member of the Felidae (cat) family, characterized by its sleek, slender body, four legs, and long tail. It is known for its intelligence, agility, and affectionate nature.

This cat had no whiskers.

by cavstock February 28, 2023

Cat

A small fuzzy creature with razorblades for feet. They tend to be spoiled assholes who expect everything from humans.

Person 1: Did you hear about that cat?
Person 2: Oh, yea. He's such an asshole.

by Sh4d0w_B14d3s November 5, 2019