Sparkling Carl

When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty.

When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty. This makes a Sparkling Carl!

by Playajiggajc July 29, 2011

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A Carling Darling

A lady who's attractiveness only becomes apparent after one has had a few.

I had a few cans of Carling the other day, and this right rotter started to look sexually attractive. She must've been a Carling darling!

by RedH October 17, 2010

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A cheap 12 pack of carling lager (tallboys) that gets you very very drunk... will lead to a good night.

Stretch: "Hey what r u drinking tonight?"
Donnie: "Im on those carling talleys...chyeaaa"
Sretch: "Same...Damn tonights gonna be good"

by URBOy February 25, 2008

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A gay fag who plays Minecraft and hates muzzos

He also sucks at pubg

Hey guys wanna play pubg?
Nah Carl millers on he’s gay

Hahah what a retard

by Cvillegayretard January 10, 2018

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person 1: hei, you know Carl ortlieb
person 2: yeah, hes stole my gingerbread
person 1: bruh

by Goydrascre December 09, 2021

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"Oh Carl Wheezer," "Carl Wheezer christ!"

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The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.

Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.

Hey, Jimmy's mom? Carl Wheezer is pretty fine eh?

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