The offspring of a yuppie and a soccer mom, who grows up in a day care center without learning discipline, manners, or courtesy.
by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

1. "Did you hear that there is a new police chief?"
"I don't care."
2. "What color do you want these to be?"
"I don't care."
"I don't care."
2. "What color do you want these to be?"
"I don't care."
by Sir John of Doe March 10, 2022

When one defecates onto another person, or their belongings, from a distance of one story (average of 14 feet) or higher. If there are more than 3 care packages being called in on the person or item, the action is effectively deemed a Gainesville shit swarm.
My roommate left the dishes in the sink so I called in a Gainesville care package on his scooter in the parking lot…😭😭
by Joey-chestnut August 23, 2021

This is pretty obvious. If you don't know what this means, either English isn't your language, or you are just an idiot. Either way, I don't care.
synonyms include:
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
synonyms include:
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
by filthyrich February 8, 2008

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.
The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care Bear Stare.
by Ruhbee! August 22, 2006

by Jayflexa June 23, 2017

What the so-called Affordable Care Act (ACA), more commonly known as Obamacare should really be called.
Well, I lost my old insurance plan, only to have it replaced by some rip-off plan thanks to the Unaffordable Care Act. My monthly premiums are twice as much, my deductible is 4x as much, and though I am a female I have to pay for things like prostate care coverage while my grandpa is paying for maternity coverage. What idiot came up with this and said it would be great anyway?
So let me get this straight: We have to pay higher premiums, higher deductibles, and will probably have to pay for a bailout of the insurance companies on top of all that?! That's the Unaffordable Care Act for you. Thanks Obama.
So let me get this straight: We have to pay higher premiums, higher deductibles, and will probably have to pay for a bailout of the insurance companies on top of all that?! That's the Unaffordable Care Act for you. Thanks Obama.
by blowzers January 14, 2014
