When you and your step sister vigorously fuck and you cum in her ass then yell, "Tuscaloosa Creampie!)
by Direwolf December 15, 2022
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The act of cumming in one's own hand during doggie-style sex and then smacking the cum all over one's partners face.
After a long, nuanced discussion emailing triply confirmed enthusiasts consent, Rodrigo slapstick creampied all over Theresa's face.
She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.
She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.
by Hosh_Minion September 27, 2023
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Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.
by XNarz November 30, 2020
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«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»
by The gate to Adventure Island December 9, 2020
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Ejaculate inside the ear
Ejaculate inside the ear
by HarryHarrington November 20, 2020
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Definition: when cum (white/crème) and shit (brown/chocolate) become mixed together in side rectum (like the enclose bagel)
Me: I’m about to cum in your ass
Her: wait! Your dick is too deep in my ass I feel like I’m about to shit
Me: Do it!
Her: *Does it*
Me: haha babe check this out it looks like the Boston Crème Pie we had at the restaurant
Her: oh my gosh it does)
When you’re f’n someone in the ass and they start to shit you as you cum.
Definition: when cum (white/crème) and shit (brown/chocolate) become mixed together in side rectum (like the enclose bagel)
Me: I’m about to cum in your ass
Her: wait! Your dick is too deep in my ass I feel like I’m about to shit
Me: Do it!
Her: *Does it*
Me: haha babe check this out it looks like the Boston Crème Pie we had at the restaurant
Her: oh my gosh it does)
When you’re f’n someone in the ass and they start to shit you as you cum.
Boston Creampie: Cum and shit mixed together inside the rectum
Baby when you cum I’m going on shit on your dick and give you a Boston crème pie
Baby when you cum I’m going on shit on your dick and give you a Boston crème pie
by theBURRS July 21, 2022
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