Henry Crook

he is a cool guy but really annoying and ugly
he's so cool. His name is Henry Crook
by URBOI_ September 11, 2022
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Jacob Crooks

Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time

Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals

Nosey rosey

Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Jacob Crooks you sicken me
by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019
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The Crooks

Friend 1 “this guys the funniest goon in the crooks

Friend 2 “what the hell is the crooks?”
Friend 1 “exactly.”
by Alphonzo123 August 05, 2023
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marlon crook

by 😈 May 28, 2014
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Crooked Neck Bitch

One of those girls in the pics that friend request you and they're pointing you to a sex website. They all have their necks titled to the side... thus the term, "Crooked Neck Bitch"
Me: I just got a friend request from some chick that wants me to click her sex website...

My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"
by lttlmtn July 19, 2017
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Crook the elbow

Marcus: "Yo, did you finally dip the snip?"
Augustus: "Yeah I crooked the elbow."
Crook the elbow is when you as a tremendous stud have had a dry period for weeks and you finally get drained.
by Roastedxx May 14, 2019
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Crooked Nasty

Below the Mason Dixon Line,
Used to describe lightning of any kind/ferocity. Also used in combination to describe thunder AND lightning . . . Originates from Central Florida.
"We was blasted by 'Crooked Nasty' during that storm last night."
by Conrad Asshat December 16, 2008
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