crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Crooked Thumb

A big ol’ straight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.

I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.

by Jizzñe____007 June 7, 2024

crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.

"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."

by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023

Little Crook

"Little Crook" (noun): A captivating individual, admired for their intelligence, wit, and charm. This person seamlessly incorporates humorous emojis into their communication, adding a playful touch to every interaction. Their beauty extends beyond appearance, encompassing the allure of their intellect and charismatic personality. Notably, they possess the unique ability to be intellectually evasive in an appreciable way, making conversations engaging and thought-provoking.

You're a Little Crook but I love that about you.

by Ikran Blaque December 18, 2023

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.

Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"

by eurodancing July 13, 2024

Crooked Eye

Crooked Eye Adjective - when a person in a relationship is always checking out other people.

Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.

by the PITA son October 15, 2017

Crooked Lake Enema

When you’re on the lake with the boys and enjoy anal bukkake with the third wheel girlfriend.

Why is your girl walking like a cowboy? We gave her a Crooked Lake Enema last night

by Anthony Vince September 10, 2023