Crab Juice

The tasty alternative to mountain dew, best taken with a side of koucalash

id like some crab juice with a side order of kouckalash, not mountain dew please.

by R Diddy August 28, 2003

Crab people

Commonly referred to people with bottom-feeder taste.
They eat garbage.
Trashy individual with a taste for trash.

Mcdondals is basically crab people food.
"Hungry Man" frozen dinners are for crab people.
You are a crab person if you consume canned meat.

by Sockzthecat February 29, 2020

Taxi crabs

The itchy, scratchy feeling after exiting a dirty taxi cab.

I can't stop scratching my legs after getting out of that dirty taxi cab. I think I caught taxi crabs!

by Habeeb-Gebbys August 13, 2010

Tarzan Crabs

Pubic lice gifted by Satan with the awesome power of Tarzan's vine swinging abilities, usually seen hanging on the ends of a poor soul's pube, waiting to dive into the next patch of unexpecting ball fluff they come across.

Sex with Whores or Modern Female Musicians may result in Tarzan Crabs.

by SOMEONE GET A MOP! January 7, 2011

crab carcaii

When a bunch of drunks eat a bunch of crabs, they will often leave behind piles of crab carcasses. In the elite world of crab tasting and crab consumption, said piles are referred to as piles of "crab carcaii."

I was eatin crabs with this homo and we threw all the scraps into this pile and called it a crab carcaill pile.

Hey Joey you dumb fuck- that's my pile of crab carcaii!

I killed my ex-wife and dumped her body into a pile of crab carcaii. I think she was indian.

by Carson pumper May 31, 2006

crab grass

A stank ho's patch of pubic hair. Referring to the probable existence of "crabs" or pubic lice (Pthirus pubis) residing therein.

Man, I was rollin' in that bitch's crab grass last week and got eat-up with those little fuckers.

by dandi December 19, 2003

Boiling Crab

THE best place to eat on earth..You would give up your balls for even a small sip of that juicy tender crawfish and small bite of theor tantalizing cajon fries!

GIVE ME BOILING CRAB BIIITCH!!!!

by Id like to meet yoo faaashaa! August 22, 2008