an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.
by shnarf May 26, 2008
Get the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfsmug. Move 1: Sign waiver.
Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.
Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina
Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner
Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!
Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.
Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.
Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina
Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner
Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!
Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.
by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018
Get the Command and Conquermug. Known around the DMV for taking creampies from the Baltimore Ravens. Statistically proven to be the leading cause of suicide amongst the incest population.
Guy from Dundalk: ayyy yeerrr, someone invite the Washington Commanders over to Jimmys Seafood, I’m trying to get this easy nut.
by McElite October 13, 2024
Get the Washington Commandersmug. Something albert/mrflimflam/flamingo abused in roblox. theres bunch of admin command games on rblx rn.
Some 5 year old:*gets sent to the forest*
The person who sended them there:in his 20's using admin commands
The person who sended them there:in his 20's using admin commands
by urfavcatlover July 19, 2025
Get the Admin commandsmug. A series of things to always remember when gaming in your lair
1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
The 10 commandments of video games are special rules designed by me in order to have a good time while gaming
by FoxGuardJ September 30, 2019
Get the the 10 commandments of video gamesmug. A random YouTuber who always sounds depressed and is a totally cringe person IRL. His evil counterpart is Captain Dry who is not yet a YouTuber. If you ever come across a Commander Juicy, you might wanna run.
by Commander Juicy January 19, 2023
Get the Commander Juicymug. by Flop the beat April 3, 2020
Get the Commander Crunchmug.