Butcher's Apron

The person you date to cover up the fact that you're a sociopath and don't care about anyone, including them.

A sociopath's version of a beard.

Dan's an "interesting guy." Have you met this week's butcher's apron? Why she isn't running for the hills I just don't know.

by Feckless Wonder October 21, 2020

bitched out

When the number of attractive women significantly outnumbers the men in a setting

Person 1: Yo man how was that party
Person : Man it was tight it was bitched out.

by cooper302c July 11, 2010

Butchers Winnet

1. A small collection of feacal matter attatched to the anal web of a meat chopper.
2. A term used to describe a certain quantity of meat.

She was as skinny as fuck, I kid you not lads, she was practically dead. I've seen more meat on a butchers winnet.

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005

Burched

To be elevated in status.

"Whoa man, you were once a garbage man and now CEO? You were so burched!"

by Kenbizzle April 28, 2008

Butchels

A short irish butch dyke that loves to eat potatoes and steak. Also is known to consume large amounts of beer, mostly Guinness.

That butchels over there just drank my last pint!

by Rickets6 October 16, 2008

butchen

another word for annoying.

"Dude, you're butchen the crap outta me."

by iamtron April 12, 2009

bitched up

Used to describe a situation that has been fucked up by a bitch.

I was doing fine until my boss came in-- she started spouting bullshit to the client. Now the contract is all bitched up.

by Pete Schwetty June 30, 2009