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Ballack

(also spelt 'Balak' or 'Ballaque') A random Tamil guy that some of your friends know from back in their middle school days, but your not really sure who he is, let alone what his name is.
John:hey look! its Ballack!
James:oh his name is not Ballack. he went to my middle school.
John: i don't give a shit, it's Ballack.
by stylishpoints June 12, 2012
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Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead

Peter Pumpkinhead came to town

Spreading wisdom and cash around

Fed the starving and housed the poor

Showed the Vatican what gold's for

But he made too many enemies

Of the people who would keep us on our knees

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead?

Oh my!

Peter Pumpkinhead pulled them all

Emptied churches and shopping malls

Where he spoke, it would raise the roof

Peter Pumpkinhead told the truth

But he made too many enemies...
Peter Pumpkinhead put to shame

Governments who would slur his name

Plots and sex scandals failed outright

Peter merely said

Any kind of love is alright

But he made too many enemies...

Peter Pumpkinhead was too good

Had him nailed to a chunk of wood

He died grinning on live TV

Hanging there he looked a lot like you

And an awful lot like me!

But he made too many enemies...

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkin

Hooray for Peter Pumpkinhead

Oh my oh my oh!

Don't it make you want to cry oh?

Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead
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Most amazing couple in the world since 7.26.11 <3
"Damm look at that couple over there"
"Pshh, they aint nothing like Maggie Ballard and luis Beltran "
"Yeah your right"
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Gabriel Ballard

A swaggy lad with cool fashion sense consisting of bucket hats, has a wide vocabulary too and is nicknamed gayballs.
Yo is that Gabriel Ballard right the what a top shagger
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Claire Balla

the bestest and hottest person alive Should be known as Claire…..

She is the greatest and coolest person alive far better than any of your friends, she has the best hair and is short…. But her ability to stand up and care for someone is abnormal, she’s a great dancer and just got her point shoes (not trying to brag but I think she’s pretty good) sometimes her laughter is contagious, and she has the greatest fashion. I mean keeping up with friends school dance and fashion is a hard thing to do but not too hard For…. Claire Balla
Everyone else:Bored Sad #lonely

Claire talking to them: WOOOW clap clap clap #not lonely

Hehehehehehehehehhehe I’m cringe

P.s Claire is the greatest
Pp.s I’m the 2nd greatest
Pp.s keenly is the 3rd greatest

Pp.s it’s not Claire it’s Claire Balla
by Claire’s friend May 26, 2022
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balla

Yo man those speakers are balla
by jacktheripper February 27, 2013
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Ballaka

Definition:Ballaka Means a Friend That is Gay!
I saw A ballaka and he was ............ u dont want to know =P
by Chirsy October 25, 2009
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