Glenn Beck

A over paid, non-educated, raging alcoholic, pill popping Latter-day Saint. He speaks, cries and broadcasts lies, mis-facts and is trying to impress the misguided right wing in the US. Guess if he believes in the Mormon Church, he believes the lies that pour from his mouth.

A: Uh-oh, Mormon missionaries, run!
B: Why? They are cute!!
A: They will Glenn Beck your ass.
B: RUN!

by Taco2lip January 11, 2010

Noah Beck

Noah Beck is humble , down to earth , Kind , considerate, sweet and unproblematic . He will always be down to take a picture with his supporters.

Noah genuinely deserves the world

I love Noah Beck

Noah Beck is amazing

by Aimsssx July 17, 2020

Jay Beck

One of the most influential figures of our time. Born Jnuary 21st, 1987, he was a legend in the making. Without him, life as we know it would cease to exist. It has been confirmed that without this wonderful man, the Earth would turn off of it's axis and we would be doomed. To not love Jay Beck is like not loving God, it's a criome against nature. If Jay Beck were any more good looking, eyes would melt and burn from their sockets in his radiance. If it were a crime to be this good looking, Jay Beck would have had a warrant out for his arrest the moment he was born.

I wonder what it would be like to not be Jay Beck?

I love me - Jay Beck

by The One and Only Jay Beck January 5, 2009

Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011

Glenn Beck

A Glenn Beck is when you get a little bit of shit between

your two front teeth.

"Gross, man. You got a Glenn Beck between your two front
teeth. Hold still Ill get it out"

by EasyRiderz December 15, 2009

Glenn Beck

The only male in history to survive an abortion

Not once

Not twice

but THREE times...but even greatness such as this comes with a price

And in this case it's called mental retardation

BUT THIS MAN PERSEVERED!!!

And accompanied his mental illness with drug abuse and alcoholism

AND THIS MAN STILL STANDS TALL, HE STILL STANDS STRONG!!!

He will own all your bases....he will own the children you thought would be safe inside those bases and unlike the mighty Titan Cronos (who inspired Obama to be a Marxist. I know this because Glenn knows this) He will not imprison them in his stomach...

BUT HE WILL DISINTEGRATE THEM FOR THEIR INEPTNESS AND LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENT!!!

Glenn Beck knows when you're sleeping...he knows when you're awake and he knows if you've been conservative or Marxist so conserve for conserving sake.

And if you DARE DECEIVE HIM, he will hunt down your family, your friends, your co-workers, your landlord, even the people who protect you and you will PRAY & BEG for mercy....but he never forgives and never forgets and he will never eat.....he will never sleep.....and he will never...stop....

by I'MFAT!!! October 15, 2009

Becca

Becca is stunning, she is one sexy piece of ass and would go perfect with a boy named Niall. She has a lovely personality and amazing fashion sense, she can make you laugh so so much and is an all round amazing person.

"Becca is simply amazing, wish I was friends with her"
"I saw Becca wearing army pants and flip flops, so I went out and bought army pants and flip flops"

by rigieruiginbjdjb September 25, 2011