YMCA bathroom

that awkward moment when you turn around to see a naked old hag sitting on the toilet taking a shit (only wearing shoes) at your local YMCA.

today i innocently went to the bathroom at my local YMCA bathroom and some lady pulled a YMCA bathroom.

by bummyland November 13, 2011

Bathroom Troll

When your friend hides in the bathroom to do the other drugs that they hid from you so you did not know they had them and they can be a greedy junkie.

Examples of a Bathroom Troll might be Crack-heads, Junkies, and even over eaters.

by WeaselyOne June 20, 2012

Bathroom Play

The art of sexual play involving bodily secretions such as urine and fecal matter.

Joanne asked Jimmy John if he wanted to have some bathroom play. Joanne pissed in Jimmy John's mouth, then Jimmy john proceeded to shit on Joanne's titties.

by WTFisThat August 20, 2018

paint the bathroom

v: the act of ejaculating on someone's face. (past tense: painted their bathroom)

excuse me bitch, mind if i paint the bathroom?

by ike baby April 4, 2006

Bathroom Shuffle

The akward, thighs pressed together bolt a girl does to the bathroom after she has just taken a fat load of cum. Usually said girl has some form of plug, either a wad of tissues or her hands to stop the outpour of said cum !

Dude, i shagged this chick last night and it was the funniest bathroom shuffle ive ever seen !

by nmk_427 August 20, 2009

bathroom shoving

The act of making a person feel unwelcome in a multi-stall public bathroom because of his/her gender identity and/or expression by action ranging from hostile comments and questions, actual physical shoving, or unwarranted complaints to the authorities when the person has no interfered with anyone's safety, and has a good reason to use the bathroom he/she has chosen and/or avoid the one with the opposite sex designation.

This just in: Pacific Park, an amusement park in Santa Monica, CA, is being investigated for bathroom shoving. Authorities say employees forcibly and unlawfully removed a female-looking guest from the women's room, who entered merely to relieve her bladder, did not interact with the other guests, and did not disrobe in their view of give any other indications of her unusual gender history. When question, the victim insisted that if she used the men's room, she'd make the men and the boys even more uncomfortable, not to mention running the risk of being assaulted.

by LA_girl March 14, 2009

Bathroom Blaster

Finger Banging a stanger in a public bathroom. Also, taking key bumps in a public bathroom.

She looks like a bathroom blaster.

by chet cummings August 19, 2008