Baltimore Slamshot

Where someone deuces (poops) themselves and takes there underwear off with the deuce still in and slingshot it at someone’s (hopefully in the face”

I just hit lil marlin with the Baltimore slamshot

by dillyonthabeat May 10, 2024

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Baltimore donkeypunch

When fucking a woman in doggy style then drive stunning their back with a taser to get that nice clench you needed to finish

Officer Dave: hello fellow officer John how did your date with shaquifa go on the previous evening

Officer John: oh well there may have been a Baltimore donkeypunch involved

by Slevemcdichael September 17, 2022

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Baltimore

The city where you can't understand what people say.

Guy 1 (from Memphis): yeah and where'd you get the haircut from?
Guy 2 (from Baltimore): jittleyang my jittleyute futimanutlesees ooplesnupes
(If you don't understand, search baltimore accent on yt)

by Kampełek December 12, 2023

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The Baltimore Handshake

Doing nasty stuff to a cloaca at Old Town Mall

Look at that dude doing The Baltimore Handshake with that bird behind that dead mall.

by devydoodles August 9, 2023

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Baltimore threesome

Three way sex between two men and a woman

My friend and I took a girl home and had a Baltimore threesome last night.

by NiceP May 24, 2019

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When your Aunt Suzie has stage 4 cancer in Baltimore, and she has 1 last wish.... You fuck the shit out of her so hard you pop he cancerous tumor out of her and it plops on your dick from her asshole. You then stick it back in her and and use it as a anal bead with every other tumor in her body connected . Afterwards you've done created the most advanced cancer medical treatment ever made. Fucking your family to save their life.

Hey Robby watch me do a Baltimore Blowdown to my Aunt Suzie.

by DR.Sussy December 12, 2024

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