Indiana Breakfast

When you pour syrup and butter on a woman's breasts

What would you like to do?

Let's start with an Indiana Breakfast and see where it goes.

by Eachmedal7 April 3, 2019

Breakfast Pastry

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is so sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!

ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!

by Chachi55 April 9, 2022

Jacksonville breakfast

A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.

Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.

by scubasteven November 23, 2009

Dwarven Breakfast

Vomit, esp "on-the-fly" Roman style where puking is merely a bump in the road of a long party-night. A popular term among role-playing nerds and convention attendees.

"After 23 beers, I've had a dwarven breakfast and I'm ready for more!"

by Cold1s January 21, 2010

breakfast saussage

A blowjob before you've gotten out of bed in the morning.

I rolled over in the warm patch formed on the bed from the crack of light streaming in from the eastern window and asked her, in my sweetest voice, if she wanted some breakfast saussage...

by the original wolfy November 8, 2006

Russian breakfast

drinking vodka with your cereal of choice

"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."

by loco30k February 10, 2015

breakfast log

An early morning solid poo. Long and in one piece.

I have just finished having a breakfast log

by Solo Echo February 14, 2018