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wet in the bag

When a person is aroused and ready for sexual intercourse. This term originated from a bag of lettuce that is close to expiring and there is visible condensation on the inside of the bag.
Synonyms: horny, DTF, good to go, etc.
“How was Netflix and Chill with Sammie last night?”
“Great! When she showed up to my place she was already wet in the bag.”
by Walk Daddy Dolla$ April 21, 2018
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Fox Bagging

When you're driving home one day and accidentally hit an animal (typically a fox), or come upon some roadkill. You then proceed to delicately place the deceased animal in a bag. You reach home and as you make sweet love to your woman, just before she is about to cum, you quickly whip out the bag with the dead fox in it and throw it over her head.
Mr. Nerbers was driving home one day when he hit a moose. He became extremely horny at the prospects of Fox Bagging his wife with said moose. He drove home, dead moose in tow, with a full boner.

Note: Mr. Nerbers is a Fox Bagging aficionado. He has experimented with various animals including but not limited to Frogs, Orcas, a White-faced Saki Monkey, and a Star-nosed Mole. Mr. Nerbers' only unsuccessful attempt at Fox Bagging was with a Level 4 Kaiju in 2009.
by OriginalPrankster99 August 25, 2013
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Salad Bag

The act of jacking off into a girl's purse(unbeknownst to her) and then shaking it up to mingle with its contents.
My girlfriend wouldn't blow me last night, so when she went to take a dump I gave her a salad bag.
by DurtyDan July 20, 2009
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Woman bagging

When a person who is usually a female takes up one seat just for her bag.
It usually happen on a subway.
Woman bagging need to stop it just stupid.
by Cool_adj January 2, 2017
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Scotch Bagging

The act of dipping one's balls into two hollowed-out scotch eggs for sexual pleasure.
I was scotch bagging last night, when my Mum walked in on me. It was like American Pie, but with scotch eggs.
by Invisible Kid December 27, 2004
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maggie bag

To engage in a large expenditure for the purpose of pacifying a spouse or significant other. Derivation: North Shore of Long Island.
Dude, my wife found that stripper's name and number in my pants pocket, so I totally had to maggie bag her.
by HRH Satan November 28, 2009
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Target Bag

To have sex with someone using a cut-out Target bag as a condom
Kory, you should totally Target Bag Amy tonight!
by Dopey Houser April 29, 2009
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