assaholic

Someone who is addicted to ass.

Gee, that guy sure loves ass. He's an assaholic.

by sucywaffle April 30, 2018

Assacre

What happened when a bathroom is especially messed up after a bowel movement. Normally used to describe the condition the bathroom was left in by a third-party.

The feces dripping from the ceiling was proof positive that someone had an assacre in the bathroom.

by reggiebags February 20, 2018

assalanges

This is your ass cheeks. If your normal there should be a giant hole in the middle. Shat should come out of this.

Your Assalanges are fucking ginourmous bob!

by MFHANDYHAND May 16, 2018

Asrya

Asrya is an asshole who doesnt deserve to be alive an asrya fucks up all her relationships no matter who its with. An asrya has never held a friendship for more that 5 months without the other persin hating them forever. An asrya is a fuckface asscheek and shouldnt be allowed to live because of the lives she ruins. Any normal asrya is an ass that hates herself more than anyone else is you come across an asrya kill her the moment you lay your eyes o her, trust me it would be a gift.

Your acting like an asrya, this insult should only be used for the most evil person this insult is highly offensive.

by Fuckingfuckassbitch September 24, 2018

Assaholic

1. An alcoholic asshole.

2. My sister in law’s ex

That guy gets drunk every night and acts like an asshole. What an assaholic!

by darkknight430 August 23, 2019

Asiyath

A stupid ass fatass turban wearing mf who doesn't know shit and sits on a chair releasing CO2 into the atmosphere
When you see a Asiyath stay away from her she will kill you by releasing CO into the atmosphere
And she is the main reason for global warming

Someone: "Hey is that an Asiyath?"
Me: "No wonder she is releasing some gases"

by I Love Rafghaan October 27, 2019

assalt

What your taste-buds are subjected to when you unwittingly chomp on a strip of lox when you'd assumed it was merely "regular" filleted salmon.

My crafty brother-in-law loves to prankingly slip "extreme" or "spiked" foods on me (i.e., heavily-spiced, excessive onions or vinegar, alum or teriyaki added, etc.) during our backyard barbecues; I therefore always try to remember to warily test any "unattended" plates of food with my tongue before naively taking a bite, so as not to get assalted.

by QuacksO February 11, 2020