assclipse

When an ass is so amazing that it overshadows any ugly qualities about a girl and makes you want to fuck her

Bro: hey dude that chick is ugly
Bro 2: hell no dude she got an Assclipse going on. I'd let her ride me all night long.
Bro:. Shit you right man I cant look away from that Assclipse.

by Roadkillboi May 20, 2018

Assblow

When you think your gonna fart and hit mud. Loading your undies. When you sneeze and squirt a turd in your pants unexpectedly.

Ol' Creeper was drinking hard last night and blew chow and later he had a full on, out the back of his short ASSBLOW.. that shit was sick!

by Wind of the South. June 10, 2018

Assclown

When a girl wearing heavy makeup eats someone’s booty and leaves makeup marks on the ass of which they were eating

Damn girl you left an assclown on my booty

by Ohstinkytoes June 11, 2018

AssClown

A male or female most of the time a female who enjoys ass sex. An ass clown enjoys learning about theater and lacks knowledge. Ass clowns tend to be reclusive.

I was driving home last week and saw an AssClown hiding in the bushes.

by Thehare_19 June 14, 2018

asselfie

someone who takes a selfie of there bare ass

did you see that girls asselfie

by johnnyfnku June 23, 2018

assalanges

This is your ass cheeks. If your normal there should be a giant hole in the middle. Shat should come out of this.

Your Assalanges are fucking ginourmous bob!

by MFHANDYHAND May 16, 2018

Askil

Always make a good mood. Have a strong body and well trained body. And a cook that every girls want.

Askil always make a good mood. Have a strong body and well trained body. And a cook that every girls want.

by sophi79 October 8, 2018