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Is the guy who that spends all of his money on FIFA points to build the same shit BPL team he made the last year while sitting on enough coins to buy half of South Korea's children but instead chooses to pay to sleep with the down syndrome kid that lives at the end of your street. Likes to think he has once lost his virginity to a woman but conveniently doesn't know who it was or when🙄 Periodically sneaks into the men's changing rooms to tug on his maggot while watching the sumo wrestlers get changed. Thinks about starting fights but remembers the last 207 times he got battered by the 30kg Japanese kid with half an arm and no legs. To conclude, just a waste of oxygen.
That guy looks like a donkeys arse wrapped in tinfoil and cooked in the microwave for 45 minutes.

Yeah, that's just Anthony
by Ilovemyselfandeverythingever October 5, 2018
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A kid named Anthony it possibling the most annoying kid you could ever meet, with his curly hair and glasses that he always breaks, he never get out of your life. Even if your not near him you can constantly here him wheezing and screaming. And you do not want to get on his bad side because he gets mad. Some famous quotes by a Anthony when he is mad is “Go to hell” or “shutup douche bag”. But if we’re to EVER roast you just drop his mother name or drop the names of the girls he never gets. That Anthony
Dude did you see Anthony today?

Imagine breaking your glasses!
by Marvin W September 24, 2019
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hes a big ass mf dumbass and he walks around like a mf tree w his big ass hair, hangs out with little kids that suck him off.
Hes like an Anthony
by yoyojojo September 3, 2019
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A crazy person that only buys drugs and is kind of a bitch
by GRANDMASPOTATOS May 20, 2022
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My favorite Anthony. Had me at hello, love to open my door, way too young for most but who cares. Tough on the outside, but catch him when hes offgaurd..His smile will pull you in. His arms will protect you and his honesty surprizes you. He will keep you on your toes.. cunning baffling and powerful. Kinda funny too. He says he needs a wife a gf and a sidechic. Im cool with any of those as long as hes part of my life. Absolutely hands down the best OMG in any room.
This is Julies husband Anthony. Denise just fucks him outta spite.

Did you know that Denise was being stalked by Anthonys ex girlfriends ie julie and jackie the rumor and a younicorn
by lostagain June 30, 2021
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Anthony sucks ass and like to eat it also😳 he is very annoying and his booty his hot😳😳 he eats gum off the floor to😭✌🏼
Random:did u see Anthony kiss a tree👀

Another random: yess he is fucking gay
by Catrattat123 February 4, 2020
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1. (Noun) A total man thot. This bitch has long flippy hair like every stereotypical yotubter. His dream is to be an autoshop owner, but the boy can’t even drive. He’s so self absorbed, that he probably only FaceTimes people just to see his own reflection. The type of boy who rushed to give you a promise ring, but cheats on you with your friend 5 minutes later. Then, he proceeds to blame it on you. Tall, built dad bod, had so much potential, but then blew it to blow his load with another girl. Loves to flex in the mirror after a nice finish, and uses emojis unironically. Is extremely sensitive on the inside and would be very disappointed by this for example. But, he’s so dumb he probably can’t even read it.

2. (Verb) to anthony is to promise a girl your hand in marriage and then shortly after send a different girl your nudes.
1. Damn, Anthony, nice work sending those pics to that hoe!

2. Man I just got anthonied! I thought he loved me!
by Wicked Game June 14, 2018
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