Skip to main content

Allison

Allison>you any day🤣🤣🤣 she’s a cool awesome person that’s obsessed with Simon Kalivoda and Chiara in fact.
person 1: yoo do you know Allison??

person 2: duh of course I do. who doesn’t know her?? it’s Allison!
by dinabryantsgf September 15, 2021
mugGet the Allisonmug.

Jake allison

A fat, bigfoot looking chode who has tits the size of watermelons
Me: Hey Jake why are your only friends underclassmen?
Jake Allison: Well because I have Moobs.
by The Steel Beam March 25, 2019
mugGet the Jake allisonmug.

Allison

You really know you have hit the jackpot once you have met someone with this name. Their positivity follows them and is spread everywhere. They are the most beautiful, smart, cool, funny, fun, and independent people ever. I always know that they will keep a promise and never fear anybody. They are so helpful and are always someone to rely on with anything. No matter how they feel they always make sure to never make anybody sad or feel worthless. And no matter what they say it always sounds positive and sweet.
Allison comforted the girl as she cried, then helped the girl to recover.
by anonymous December 15, 2022
mugGet the Allisonmug.

Allison

A mid chick omm she not all that
She a Allison bruh chill
by Jonnh April 16, 2022
mugGet the Allisonmug.

Mr Allison

Mr Allison is a teacher who doesn’t care if you fail triple science or not. He tries to explain the lesson, but all he does is waffle about the shit we already know and skip over what we don’t. Never comes prepared to lesson, so he uses powerpoints from google, from 10 years ago. He also doesn’t know when to put a limit to homework.
Student 1: Mr Allison is gonna make me fail triple science
Student 2: Everyone’s gonna fail, let’s be honest here
by TooMuchHomework November 10, 2019
mugGet the Mr Allisonmug.

Allison

Has skill issues, is also a succubus, not holy at all

#L+No maidens or bachelors

She even gave my dad immaculate SUCK (I heard it)
Allison, 1v1 rn bruh
by Bruh090 July 25, 2022
mugGet the Allisonmug.

Allison

Funny, short,t Kind think's of others before herself. Nice and loves all. Annoying at times.
She is Allison
by Animal love 123 October 15, 2021
mugGet the Allisonmug.

Share this definition