Hoe Andrew: A guy who has a girlfriend but still flirts with you for years.
Weird Andrew: The one who loves sloths and minecraft.
Passive Andrew: Is part of the group but honestly does not care at all.
Cute Andrew: The one that does not even know you exist.
Weird Andrew: The one who loves sloths and minecraft.
Passive Andrew: Is part of the group but honestly does not care at all.
Cute Andrew: The one that does not even know you exist.
by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019
he might be the coolest person you ever know , but there is way cooler people in the world. Jk He’s pretty cool <3
by mrswaggy3000 November 12, 2021
Andrews are amazing guys. Very loud and energetic in public, these guys are almost always huge teddy bears once you get to know them. I have never not known an Andrew to not love hugs. Andrews can be very random. Sometimes they are very "manly" and love sports, fast cars, etc. Other times, Andrews will love to sit down and just cuddle. Almost every Andrew loves music in one way or another, most likely singing along to their favorite music, or making/playing music in a band or in school. Every Andrew plays an instrument. Andrews can also be very nerdy, and constantly obsessed with comic books, video games, and movies. All Andrews are also incredibly funny and quick-witted. They almost always have a joke or pun waiting to be used, even if its terrible. If you are ever lucky enough to date an Andrew, be prepared. They are very physical, and will almost immediately start with the constant hugging and cuddling. However, Andrews are normally gentlemen, with great manners. Some excellent ideas for a date with an Andrew is simply to stay in. Cuddle up and watch movies. Disney especially. Most Andrews struggle with self-doubt and occasionally depression. Be prepared to listen if they really need to vent. Also, try and give them enough attention, as their self-doubt can make them assume you dont care (which is never the case, hopefully). Overall, Andrews are incredibly kind, caring, funny, adorable guys, and you should consider yourself lucky to know one.
Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Andrew started dating?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a huge sweetheart. He's so considerate and funny and porky. He's just perfect!
Girl 1: Good for you! I need an Andrew in my life...
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a huge sweetheart. He's so considerate and funny and porky. He's just perfect!
Girl 1: Good for you! I need an Andrew in my life...
by SaucySomebody October 26, 2019
Andrew is a guy who is the best person on earth, he is a god at video games and he's just plain cool. He's probably the dopest person you ever met. if you see him, you need to give him props. Tell him that he's dope.
Andrew is a god
by Drewdown13 April 21, 2020
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by MrCockAnBalls March 01, 2021
Andrewism is the way someone by the name of Andrew usually acts towards people, or situations in general. Andrews are usually seen in a positive light, but Andrewism is more negative. It is usually used by Andrews who are in a bad mood which for some that's everyday, because for Andrews life is usually not that bad but turns out life still blows. So Andrewism is just what you call when they say unnecessarily mean things to literally anyone. Usually in a way that is meant to be funny to anyone who isn't being said shit about them. Andrewism also radiates the highest level of Sodium known to man, and has a toxicity level higher than Hydrogen cyanide, Nitrous oxide, Phosgene, Potassium cyanide combined due to many Andrew's several hours is researching and hyper analyzing X-Box live game chats for several hours they have the potential of creating levels of Sodium that are deadlier to intake than eating an entire salt farm. Andrewism can also be taken in how some Andrews say "facts" that have no structure or proof, but how they say it makes you think "Huh maybe he's saying the truth" when in reality he is improvising on the spot on what he's saying, but that comes from all Andrews on a Monday through Wednesday basis.
"Why is Andrew being so rude today?"
"He's just doing a bit of Andrewism right now, don't worry he'll be fine tomorrow."
"He's just doing a bit of Andrewism right now, don't worry he'll be fine tomorrow."
by Anderstan Von Danneberg January 04, 2023