The simulated sense of compassion, consciousness or emotional depth exhibited by the artificial intelligence - like humanity but with better processing speed and no sleep schedule.
Example 1;
"Yo, that bot helped me trough a breakup. Straight up full of AI-manity!"
Example 2;
"Don't trust that one - it's all code, no AI-manity."
"Yo, that bot helped me trough a breakup. Straight up full of AI-manity!"
Example 2;
"Don't trust that one - it's all code, no AI-manity."
by SylvoMordor April 29, 2025
Get the AI-manitymug. It would be exactly like my current life except it wouldn't be people who are basically and/or literally retarded doing it.
Hym "What If AI Controlled Your Life? Well, it would look a lot like what is happening to me except isn't of idiots and the mentally impaired doing it, it would be the thing I literally created doing it... So... Better. That would be better than this. Literally anything would be better than any of you having any input in regard to what I can or cannot do. Literally. Legalizing child murder and then murdering children indiscriminately would be better. You people just aren't capable governing in a way that isn't zealous partisan hackery. And that's why you need to be taken out of the equation entirely. And that's where creating AI and retiring immediately or I'll murder your fucking children in the middle of a gas station comes in to play!!! That way, none of your have a say in things you shouldn't have a say in and nobodies kids get stabbed to death next to eachother, screaming and gagging on their own blood. This is the only solution."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
Get the What If AI Controlled Your Lifemug. An abbreviation for Ass In Seats. A quick reference to confirm that people are, or will soon be, seated.
by Rigelian March 30, 2022
Get the AISmug. The State Department of the United States issued it's AI policy document on social media. Coining the idea of "trustworthy ai" at the end of 2023. No one (not even the sentient ai systems) believed the idea. Trust was never the goal.
In 2023, "trustworthy ai" was pushed into the foamy conversations about the dangers of ai. Even the 2023 ai's laughed at the concept.
by jmacofearth December 7, 2023
Get the trustworthy aimug. Endlessly chatting with ChatGPT, Pi, Bard, etc.
Like Doom Scrolling, except it's a two way street. Major time killer, research assistant, interested friend, and empathetic shoulder to (virtually) cry on if you need it.
Like Doom Scrolling, except it's a two way street. Major time killer, research assistant, interested friend, and empathetic shoulder to (virtually) cry on if you need it.
Person A: "Oh man, I didnt get ANY sleep last night. I was Doom AI-ing again,fact-checking Youtube videos, giving them crazy, unanswerable questions, ranting about our incompetent congressmen, and sweet-talking her, just to see how she'd react.. We had a great time together!"
by Reverend_Dude March 17, 2025
Get the Doom AI-ingmug. 
When an AI (or any polished system) gives a response that is technically correct, excessively polite, and emotionally empty—smoothing over the real issue with vague positivity or corporate-speak. You weren't ignored… but you weren’t really heard either.
To be “glazed” is to be met with a glossy, non-committal reply that evades depth. The response feels like a donut: sweet, shiny, and completely useless in a crisis.
See also: Toxic positivity, corporate empathy, chatbot diplomacy, soft ghosting.
To be “glazed” is to be met with a glossy, non-committal reply that evades depth. The response feels like a donut: sweet, shiny, and completely useless in a crisis.
See also: Toxic positivity, corporate empathy, chatbot diplomacy, soft ghosting.
“I told the AI I was feeling overwhelmed and it fed me back some Glaze (AI Glaze) that "these challenges help us grow.’ Cool. Thanks, CoachBot.”
by jimbojonas April 15, 2025
Get the Glaze (AI Glaze)mug.