An angry spaghetti. Often mistaken for a bowl of naked pasta. Very wiggly and uncontrolled. Much like a piece of gross ramen.
by DDNekfb;w December 21, 2016
Get the Jordanmug. jordan, verb
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.
1."Hi... How are you?
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"
2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"
3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"
2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"
3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."
by castlering May 25, 2019
Get the jordanmug. A male Jordan is one of those hard-to-find people who are always quiet and rather lonesome, but are secretly very energetic and outgoing. He has a heart pure as an Angel as he was raised in the most postive way. He has a random past when he was a kid, but as he got older, he gets the development of being really quiet, yet his secret of extreme happiness is still intact. He stands for not only himself but his friends, and vows to protect them, even to his enemies. No matter the problem, he would always want to see a person smile, and anyone with a name like him would be a superstar of changing a negative life to a new start.
Jordan's saying was always this: "There's nothing worse than seeing a Girl cry"
Thats why he helps anyone.
Thats why he helps anyone.
by TheDarkRevenant March 14, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. A boy who you can trust, he is funny sweet, and very chill. He is so vibe but sometimes he´s is only a friend. He has a reasonable home life and is usually white with brown hair, brown eyes, and is a little short. He makes memes and is so cute. So many girls like him but he decides to say no one loves him! He is athletic but lazy, probably a runner or basketball player. You should befriend one of these guys because they are bombing
by Cassidy31 November 4, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Wow Jordan is definitely the "Jordan" of Bro-Reich.
by Idkbroos February 16, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. Usually a player he likes to have several girlfriends and he’s careless about everything and don’t get him mad because he’s scary and he’s kinda hot
by Im retarded December 19, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Beautiful smart girl with a bad Ass attitude, she's very athletic and is loved by all watch out she'll steal your man , and will make more money than you will in a lifetime
by ueahjojo March 13, 2017
Get the jordanmug.