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Weed

Something to do when there's nothing to do.
Not physically addicting, but can be mentally in some cases.

Gods gift to the world (100% organic)

Aka <pot> <dank><marijuana><loudo><bud><nug><tree><chronic><herb><reefer><maryjane>
John: *enters blakes house*

yo damn bro that shit <loud>
Blake: ah ya already kno I've been smokin on that good <kush>

Blake: u bringing <weed>
John: bro I just <copped> an <eigth>
by snorat June 8, 2016
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weed

1: The bad plants that grow near your grass or other plants.

2: A drug.
1: "I hate these damn weeds!"

2: "Aye bro, you gotta try this weed tho.."
by zennix January 30, 2016
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Weeding

When you are having a campfire and the you take a used paper plate, leaves, and an assorted bunch of grasses, and you roll them up into a joint and you light it on fire using the campfire.
That dumbass Ian over there is so retarded, he thought he would get high from Weeding.
by Theepicboss2 December 12, 2016
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weed

A euphemism for marijuana.

Should be "smoked... everyday", according to the famous rapper Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode". It is not known if he does in fact smoke pot every day. He probably does.

This phrase has spawned a zillion joke variants, including Super Mario with Weed, and plenty of remixes that repeat the important message of the song. If you couldn't guess, that's "smoke weed everyday".

Also commonly known as "pot", "grass", and "green".
by Brodo_Swaggins October 16, 2016
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Weed

Vine says it all.
Chris! Is that a weed?
No, this is a cray-
I'm calling the police!
911 what's your emergency?
*X-Files music*
by Antisepticeye May 7, 2018
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Weeded

When someone is really high but not that high but kinda really high and does dumb stuff.
Hey dude, your really weeded.
by yakkkk_smartone January 30, 2019
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Weed

A name for a skinny, scrawny little boy who is shy and scared of everything.
"Hey Zack, Bill just tried to open a ketchup packet and spilled it all over himself!"
"What a weed."
by NBear March 27, 2016
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