When you cum in a book, then close the book. You then give the book to a girl and have her open to the page you jizzed on. Then when she looks at the page, you slam the book in her face.
by HowlandNotTooCool October 05, 2009
On the second date she announced she wanted us to take it slow. Then I just KNEW that she was never going to fuck me.
by Jake February 29, 2004
Slow blow, not to be confused with the popular pokemon slowbro, is the act of slow removal and incertion of the male genitalia into the oral cavity of the female participant, while the female participant simultaniously pumps the grundle of the male participant.
by Raydon Randell November 12, 2010
a perfectly friendly way of telling someone that you are not happy enough to get excited about their promotion.
Slow Gay is in no way a sexual orientation, but can sometimes act as an endorsement for quality meat sandwiches such as 'Slow Gay Grilling AVOCADO BURGER'
Slow Gay is in no way a sexual orientation, but can sometimes act as an endorsement for quality meat sandwiches such as 'Slow Gay Grilling AVOCADO BURGER'
Samuel did not respond with his usual 'Slow gay' aplomb when Becky confessed she was moving on to 'better things.' Sam winked at the window flyer with Becky's advertisement for her own toothpaste, unable to get beyond the slow-gayness of it all, rubbing his hands cheerfully.
by Domenic Maltempi April 26, 2005
The act of two people who are romantically involved spending time together while not actually paying much attention to the Netflix istelf. Similar to Netflix and Chill except instead of leading to sex it leads to other acts like kissing, making out, cuddling, etc. Used by couples who are taking things slow and who aren't quite ready for sex at the particular time.
Bill: "So, how was your weekend, ya fucker?"
Darren: "It was pretty cool. I spent Saturday with my awesome girlfriend Dana."
Bill: "Nice, did yall netflix and chill?"
Darren: "Not quite, man. She's still not quite ready to be intimate and I respect her too much to pressure her into going farther than she's ready. We decided to Netflix and Slow instead."
Bill: "You kids and your romance. Sickening."
Darren: "It was pretty cool. I spent Saturday with my awesome girlfriend Dana."
Bill: "Nice, did yall netflix and chill?"
Darren: "Not quite, man. She's still not quite ready to be intimate and I respect her too much to pressure her into going farther than she's ready. We decided to Netflix and Slow instead."
Bill: "You kids and your romance. Sickening."
by Ten1 January 29, 2016
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