Brett newton

Never on time always run late driving the bus

Always runs like never on time doesn’t know how to drive a bus shouldn’t be a driver everyone should report him Brett newton is a AM Bus Driver at Hamilton depot

by He06$111929 December 30, 2024

Newton's Cradle

When your penis is too short to successfully dock, so you end up clinking your testicles together, like the classic toy, Newton's Cradle.

Bro I thought we were going to dock eachother but we just ended up doing the Newton's Cradle

by gog1414 January 2, 2024

Newton

1. Scientist and mathematician who really discovered the laws of gravity, also the President of the Royal Society from 1703-1727 as well as inventing calculus

2. Kilogram meter over square second (kgm/s^2)

Newton may have thrown Hooke’s picture into the fire.

by Fluthy February 2, 2020

Becki Newton Is Naty Lebron

Becki Newton Is Naty Lebron

Becki Newton Is Naty Lebron

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Newton corner

A old rundown house that guy’s from the newton middle and high school smoke and jerk off in

Camdon: hay you going to Newton corner after school

Jamal: fuck ya I just got the good weed

by Coochie master 98 September 8, 2022

Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016

Newton

A Newton is an individual who asks another for any favor and then proceeds to increase the level of difficulty involved in executing said favor.

My Mom asked If I could drop her off at the gym, when I picked her up at work she asked if I could take her home first so she could get changed and grab her gym bag, because she didn’t bring it to work with her, what kinda Newton shit is this?

by spidey2x June 10, 2025