Southside Monday

A.(originating in Chicago, A sexual maneuver in which a male ejaculates into a females hair, making her resemble “Southpaw” the Chicago White Sox beloved mascot.

B.) It's where you go to the Southside and ghost ride the whip in the Comiskey Parking Lot while the tailgaters watch

I gave Jessica a SouthSide Monday yesterday. She was so mad.

by Zigmas Maloni May 09, 2022

Apple Monday

Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!

James McKee! It’s Apple Monday on a Full Moon!

by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022

Triple Monday

A Triple Monday is the first Monday in January. It is the Triple Monday because it is the First Monday of the Week, First Monday of the Month and the First Monday of the Year.

Triple Monday was particularly difficult this year because New Years day was on a Sunday.

by Deepthoughts75 January 03, 2022

When It Monday

be like im sad and lonley plz help am very sad today and want f o r t n i t e b u r g e r

life form: r u sad

other life form: yeah cause when it monday

by peeweehermanthethird December 20, 2019

Monday Mizzies

Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.

"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."

by LMM121 June 26, 2017

no man monday

Whenever posted on a guys story “no man Monday” every taken girl that sees his story is single until Tuesday.

“What’s no man Monday?” “It’s a day of the week where guys can make girls single.

by Wakmasterflex April 14, 2019

mineta monday

Eat a grape monday

Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!

by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020