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Monday Muddbutt

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog you toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.
"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"
by Wookie4u January 8, 2010
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trash monday

What Mondays look like in many retail business. A day often filled with problems that were too small to bother customers on the weekends.
"I just wasted 30 minutes explaining what voicemail was to some idiot. I hate Trash Mondays.".
by Customer service clown March 2, 2020
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Monday Neck

When somebody had a ‘fun weekend’ and hickies are found all over their neck that Monday.
Damn Justin must’ve had quite the weekend. He walked in with Monday neck today!
by Querty345 December 21, 2018
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mineta monday

Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020
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Ass monday

Ass monday is the day of anal sex. Also known as monday
I can't wait till it is ass monday because me and my girlfriend will have anal sex.
by Satan is a part god July 12, 2016
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Monday Mizzies

Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.
"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."
by LMM121 June 26, 2017
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crumbs monday

the national holiday that signifies toast cans death

ie. toast cans death day
“wow i can’t believe it’s crumbs monday!”
“happy crumbs monday toast cans!”
by toast mads February 22, 2021
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