fuzzy tire

A man with a hairy belly who also suffers from Dunlap disease, which is when the large belly girth spills out over the belt. Theoretically, this can also happen to a woman, but because women are less likely to have hairy bellies, it most predominantly affects men. Usually when a female has this condition, it is more evenly spread around the waist, causing a roll of fat all around the top of the pants that is commonly referred to as a "muffin top".

"I wish the neighbor dude would wear a t-shirt when he mows the lawn. No one wants to see that fuzzy tire."

by Fallie the Pally March 18, 2010

FUZZY DUDDY

A millennial male individual that was raised by a liberal female that forced such said individual to stay inside. Typically overweight, plays video games, and prefers to puff peters. Such individuals will deny the need to puff peter, but will always deny such need.

My boss hired a new employee, and that fuzzy duddy called in and quit on his first day of work.

by hippofisher August 2, 2018

fuzzy douglas

A vagina with a three-day beard. Specifically the vagina of a woman who shaves, but has not done so in more than two days and less than one week.

Yo, did you go down on Marie last night?

I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.

by Funkyard August 20, 2013

Fuzzy Notions

A made up word pretentious people use when they can't think of another word to describe a feeling.

Example: "from a managerial standpoint, these productivity numbers are giving me fuzzy notions"

by JPM2014 March 10, 2014

Fuzzy Dolphin

Definitely means weed.
Y'know, party grass

Immediately following the inhalation of 1 dosage of the weeds: "God DAMN! now THAT'S some Fuzzy Dolphin!"

by BrihadDewhamedovic December 24, 2019

fuzzy baby

A baby that is born with excessive pubes

Man she has a fuzzy baby

by Oh ya dadsy May 16, 2018

fuzzy slippers

Ice cream that has melted and been re-frozen.

I found some ice cream in the freezer but it was fuzzy slippers.

by chonk cat January 7, 2011