stairs in the forest

Stairs that are 10 - 50 miles or more feet in a forest for no reason no foundation to seem like it belongs to another place

I saw the stairs in the forest about 50 feet in the forest

by The silent watcher September 26, 2020

Bitch Forest

The name for a group of annoying sassy middle-aged women you see shopping at retail demanding to see the manager.

Joe: Damn, Walmart sucks.
Tim: Why dude?
Joe: There was a Bitch Forest there.
Tim: Damn.

by NoahPilled January 19, 2021

Forest Bro

A man in his 20s-30s, usually from the Pacific Northwest, who likes to camp, hike, and canoe in his free time. He tends to wear rugged brands like Patagonia, The North Face, and Eddie Bauer.

Dude, my counselor from summer camp was definitely a forest bro.

by The_Refinery August 2, 2018

Forest Fireman

A sexual act that involves lighting the females pubic hairs on fire, then having sex with her until your semen puts it out.

Steve: "Hey John, I pulled a forest fireman on Rebecca last night!"
John: "Cool man! How did it go?"
Steve: "She got Second Degree Burns."
John: "Oh."

by Sex Slave Number 1 April 2, 2019

The frozen forest

When a man cums on a girls pubic hair resembling snow on a tree.

“What did you do to me”
Girl I gave you the frozen forest

by WakandaJ February 27, 2021

Sucide forest

Where Logan Paul vloggs for views

I found a dead person in the sucide forest

by Madman0rage February 9, 2018

fishy forest

When you don't wash your hairy pussy, it's called a fishy forest.

Dude, last night when I smashed Kylie Jenner, she had a fishy forest.

by ilovelebron June 11, 2019