joke blocker

a guy who just can't help but interupt when someone is else trying tell a joke
matt was in the middle of telling a great joke - but just as he was getting to the punch line brian chimed in to try and finish the punch line - which the wrong punch line of course - he is a real joke blocker.......................
by Samran53 April 02, 2021
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Conversation Blocker

People that consistently sit close to conversations but refuse to let the conversation flow down the table. For instance you have to lean into the middle of the table to talk.
Wow I can't talk to Jack because Kevin Murray is a giant conversation blocker.
by GrandpaButch June 23, 2010
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Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.
My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.
by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021
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Lead Blocker

When someone has a tooth that seemingly grows in front of a row of teeth in an obtrusive and obvious way. Generally the misplaced teeth are so unsightly it comes as a shock when the person's mouth opens. Jewels teeth are a mild example.
That chick was hot, but when she smiled she totally had a lead blocker.
by talkradio January 30, 2009
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Chak-blocker

1. Any universal or celestial being who deliberately or unintentionally "blocks" one , some, or all of the seven chakras (root, sacral, solar plexus, heart, throat, third eye or crown) belonging to another universal or celestial being causing a disruption in the natural flow of energy on their journey to Pure Potentiality.
2. A hater that disrupts your flow.
"I know you are in a bad mood but stop being such a Chak-blocker."
by Yogi Caine November 25, 2020
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Talk-Blocker

When calling someone, they immediately change the conversation, then end the call before you have a chance to tell them what you called them for.
I was completely Talk-Blocked when I called Joel. I wanted to ask him a question, but all he did was complain then hang up. That guy is the master Talk-Blocker
by mexicoselbano May 18, 2012
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donut blocker

Noun - Describes an individual who will proceed to stop or deny access to someone else's donuts, usually just because.
I was trying to open the pack of donuts in the store and he had the nerve to ask "Can't that wait?". He is such a Donut Blocker.
by RockabillyJ April 20, 2023
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