fake vomit

Unreal excretions from thine stomach lining

"Well, what else have ya got?"
"Fake vomit?"
"real vomit?"

by Tome Schultz December 25, 2017

bitch vomit

When a woman on her period or just plain pissed off lets her inner bitch off all over you

Dude 1: Why are you so pissed, dude?

Dude 2: I just got hit by a bunch of bitch vomit.

by Triple A&M February 27, 2011

girl vomit

When you pour out details of a one night stand or feelings of a crush to a friend with urgency.

"Oh Sharon, I need to girl vomit on you about what happened last night! Answer you're damn phone!"

by smell August 12, 2017

butt vomit

boys get butt vomit every so often it’s like a period but for boys

i just got my butt vomit today!

by Butt vomit October 16, 2020

Trauma-vomit

The act of sharing trauma with a person with whom it is inappropriate to do so or with an uninterested individual.

I didn’t mean to trauma-vomit on him for our 2nd date but I totally did.

Every time I visit my mom she trauma-vomits all over me.

by ZDC2 February 13, 2022

vomit volcano

Throwing up involuntarily after a night of debauchery.

John pulled a vomit volcano in the morning. It was so disturbing we all had Iceland flashbacks.

by hwojciechowski May 10, 2010

Jargon Vomit

When someone uses large words and technical terms to confuse people into believing they are smarter or more advanced understanding of something, even when the words they say when combined really have no meaning or basis in fact.

The mechanic was explaining what was wrong with the car but I believe it was nothing but jargon vomit.

by Torqued E September 2, 2013