3 men sitting in beanbags criss cross applesauce jerking off the other two guys such that each man has 2 different hands stroking them
Yo bros! Pull up to my crib I just got some new bean bags. We can totally partake in a Mongolian meat stick!
by Edgingmenforfun69 April 5, 2024
Get the Mongolian meat stickmug. In a threesome containing 2 men and 1 woman, when one man nuts on the other man’s penis and the other man swings his penis in a circular motion, similar to a windmill, spraying cum on the woman.
by Cryotheplato February 24, 2024
Get the Mongolian windmillmug. When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.
by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025
Get the Mongolian Spidermug. The act of, getting on google and yelp to find the most poorly rated Mongolian restaurant in the area.
Once you’ve ordered the most questionable items in which food poisoning is an almost guarantee, and consumed them, the next part is a bit of a waiting game.
Once you or your partner feel the eruption coming, it is critical you time this perfectly, you may begin.
To begin whichever partner is about to shit goes first.
The male shitter, must proceed to face/titty fuck the partner until the moment of arrival, when he pops the cork he must provide a good launch angle so that he can cover his partner as best as he can.
The female shitter, is limited in the position she can use. Rear cowgirl is ideal, another could be side straddle. Ideally any position were your point of aim in the center of your partners body. Now when you’re ready, spread your cheeks for that man and let him watch as you blow chunks all over him. The fun isn’t over hop back on and keep riding!!! Or if you’re really brave let him put it in your ass and fill you back up with dessert😏
This complex and intricate process may fail a time or two before it’s executed with precision. In order to better prepare, ensure the parties have chosen food items that will most definitely make them have the most wrenching diarrhea.
Added tip, if you’ve got the iron gut use xlax. Added added tip, get plastic sheets.
Once you’ve ordered the most questionable items in which food poisoning is an almost guarantee, and consumed them, the next part is a bit of a waiting game.
Once you or your partner feel the eruption coming, it is critical you time this perfectly, you may begin.
To begin whichever partner is about to shit goes first.
The male shitter, must proceed to face/titty fuck the partner until the moment of arrival, when he pops the cork he must provide a good launch angle so that he can cover his partner as best as he can.
The female shitter, is limited in the position she can use. Rear cowgirl is ideal, another could be side straddle. Ideally any position were your point of aim in the center of your partners body. Now when you’re ready, spread your cheeks for that man and let him watch as you blow chunks all over him. The fun isn’t over hop back on and keep riding!!! Or if you’re really brave let him put it in your ass and fill you back up with dessert😏
This complex and intricate process may fail a time or two before it’s executed with precision. In order to better prepare, ensure the parties have chosen food items that will most definitely make them have the most wrenching diarrhea.
Added tip, if you’ve got the iron gut use xlax. Added added tip, get plastic sheets.
“Hey Brian, you wanna hit up the gas station for some burritos?”
“Thanks Steve, no I’ve got to go to Mongolian grill to prepare for the wife and I’s Mongolian Mudslide later tonight.”
“Thanks Steve, no I’ve got to go to Mongolian grill to prepare for the wife and I’s Mongolian Mudslide later tonight.”
by Doctor Holliday June 24, 2023
Get the Mongolian Mudslidemug. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025
Get the Mongolian Cluster Monkeymug. Mongolian stroke maxing is the form of edging where you grow your meat size by over 12 inches, this process will take a while as it is considered a very prestigous form of art. The way you master this is by traveling to the school of Mongolian Stroke and learn the ways of Stroking. Once you spend 10 years in this class you will learn the ways of Mongolian Strokemaxing. Your meat will grow by existential size and you will become the master of goon.
by Mongolian Flicker Gooner June 1, 2024
Get the Mongolian Strokemaxingmug. by chiniieej January 2, 2022
Get the Mongoliansmug.