Kelsey

Kelsey is a very beautiful and unique girl. She loves you for you, not for anything you have or can provide. She’ll stick with through everything even if she’s mad at you. And most importantly, she’s mine.

Who are you dating?
I’m dating my perfect Kelsey.

by Jujhhhhgfhytg July 17, 2022

kelsey

generally used to refer to someone who's friendly and reliable. sometimes, it might be hard to see them, though

he's so nice - what a Kelsey

I've never seen my best friend in our 19 years of friendship; come on Kelsey!

by aldkjfalksdj December 12, 2020

kelsey glander

A Kelsey Glander is a man with many nicknames

What's uncle touchy's real name? That's Kelsey Glander dipshit.

by Vinntom October 2, 2021

Kelsey

She is dangerous, a cunt and she can be really mean. She loves dogs, if you hurt her dog you wil die.

Kelsey is dangerous.

by Bioboo April 27, 2018

Dirty Kelsey

A man who can sniff out a lady on her period and knowing this will at the first opportunity bury his head between her legs. Becomes more excited the more mess.

I know you were just going the loo but I could tell she was on her period so had to do a dirty Kelsey. Don't worry she didn't know it wasn't you.

by Mush1234 October 28, 2021

Kelsey

Kesley is an amazing and nice girl, she is funny and thinks her best friend is a cool girl. She is very sensible and needs a while to figure out feelings. Kelsey is loyal and kind to everyone. She is beautiful and stunning. She stands her ground and is the bestest best friend to have. If you have her, your lucky.

Guy: That girl seems nice.
Girl: Yeh she is, her name is Kelsey.

by Dankmemes.xdddd April 16, 2020

Kelsey

Kelsey is a D1 hater, Foul mouthed individual, Big black guy that torments his friends for fun. He's a very good friend when he's not calling you a "knit wit", "troglodyte", "Fuck niggas", "Heathen", and things of that nature. Kelsey's main victim is Eric a lil nigga and another lil nigga named Joe who isn't a nigga. Kelsey can be spotted anywhere as long as it's convenient for him. Incase you encounter Kelsey...-don't talk to me fuck niggas I'm listening to music 😐

"Kelsey is the self embodiment of hate"

by Thehateraboveall March 6, 2024