SIMP

Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.

Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"

by GummoG June 17, 2019

Simp

Amayah Harris is a simp

She simps to hard

by Your girl 2 February 13, 2021

Simp

It is a lot more complicated than a guy liking a girl despite what annoying ass internet kids tell you. In reality it’s when a guy donates to a girl online because he thinks she’s hot. Stop misusing this word or I’m nocap gonna lose my shit

Oh that guy has a crush on a girl? THAT DOESENT MEAN HE’S A FUCKIN SIMP

by Qippyy January 9, 2021

Simp

Ewan mactavish

Ewan mactavish is a simp over ellie

by Ewansbigsimp September 3, 2020

Simp

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp

You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp

by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020

Simp

Jeffrey is the biggest simp. He’ll do anything just for some puss.

Did you see Jeffrey being a simp at the party last weekend? It was hard to watch

by Lauren Gaskins June 28, 2020

Simp

Too desperate for a woman. Most likely to sacrifice everything including own dignity, esteem and assets in hopes of ever having any reciprocation from desired woman.

Toha Hossain is such a desperate simp 🤢

Heard what Toha did for that Viqi? Simp alert 🤮

by abraarkhvn September 17, 2020