turbo swiping

To swipe right so fast you don't even see who you are swiping.

Dude stop turbo swiping. Your gonna match an ugly chick.

by Gunslinger341 June 19, 2016

Cock Swipe

The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.

After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…

“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”

“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”

*a few moments later*

“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”

by nellster69 August 17, 2023

Swipe

Where you are texting someone and you can’t be bothered with them so you close the app down without answering them

Or just don’t answers to what they say in a real life situation

(On phone) Person- *ranting On at you* you- “swiped” *close app* (real life) person- *asks you a question you don’t want to answer* you-“swiped”

by Random geeza from Africa September 24, 2017

swipe a skid

To take a shit

She had to swipe a skid before she left

by Ucanthankmel8r June 25, 2017

Bum swiped

A large animals use of their rear end to push a person out of the way.
Also is a technique used by dogs during play

My pony just bum swiped me when not wanting to get his rug on

by Low-fat milk April 13, 2018

Roadie Swipe

Verb: the action taken to procure a new Video Game, Knowing damn well you don't have enough money in the bank..

Bank: Yo Ben are you getting COD MW3 tonight?
Ben: Nah I don't have the doe until Friday.
Bank: Bump that man, grab your Chase card get online with us and ROADIE SWIPE that shit...

by Uncle Flizzy November 8, 2011

Swipe the Poper

1) Middle English. Self-gratification through act of auto-stimulation.
2) An homage to my dead neighbour.

"To the couple whose habit it is to swipe the poper at 730am, I'm impressed, it certainly shows class"

by wussyraji & the AuD March 25, 2008