The wife of the creature known as "Daddy Howard" she will often be asking people what they said due to hearing problems because her mate "Daddy Howard" screams too much at home
by daddyhowardsson August 28, 2018

by Dollypartonisqueen June 11, 2021

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.
by NoMotards January 10, 2012

Mommy Blah: A pre-teen child thinks that the female guardian whom supports thier every need, want, and dream is just about the most uncool person in the universe. Mommy Blah gets a lesson often about how to think, act, and talk which makes Mommy Blah awkward and the pre-teen scary.
"Don't be so Blah, nobody says that anymore Mom. UGH"
"Please call me by my real name,Mommy Blah, nobody says Mom anymore. UGH"
"Please call me by my real name,Mommy Blah, nobody says Mom anymore. UGH"
by Kfor83 November 12, 2021

A gal pal that just embodies the spirit of a true mom. Very precise, organized, and takes great effort in eating wholesome foods. Wise beyond her years, hip n cool, spunky as heck. She does pilates and yoga, doesn't take any bs but give her some mojitos and her infectious laughter will transport you to another dimension. I guess, similar to "crunchy mommy" but granola just sounds less intimidating.
by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 October 6, 2018

A certified 20, the type of lady you want to wife up, but she is out of your league, though if you get your chance don't mess it up.
by Yaqui Pops February 2, 2016

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016
