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Zoovier for life
by Alyssah Reynolds April 18, 2016
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Zoobie

"Yo, Aiden, could you hook me up with a Yohoo?"
"Yo, Stefan, how about you eat a zoobie?"

"Yo, I heard you like men."
"I don't even know, Charlie, because I heard you eat zoobies on the daily, and you take them up the Wembley way."
"O.D."

"You like zoobies?"
"I like mine in your mom's pooter scooter."
by Tubu-fuckin'-lar July 10, 2006
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zoober

This word is one of the many anomolies in the English language, as it has no set definition. Although rarely used, it has been seen in the form of nouns, adjectives, and even nick-names. The most widespread mentioning of zoober occured in the form of a character named Zeb Zoober in the Disney movie "The Country Bears". The fact that this is "zoober"'s most famous appearance is saddening to most zoober enthusiasts because it is a commonly agreed upon fact that "The Country Bears" is a really shitty movie. When a person or group of people start start using the word zoober, it is usually not because they heard the word elsewhere, but because one of them made some sort of phonetical mistake, causing the word to be accidentally uttered. Only one of these such events has been recorded, and this definition shall present an abridged version (names have been omitted to protect privacy):

Person X was spending the night at person Y's house, and at a certain point X began to watch Y play the SNES game "Super Metroid". In the opening sequence of this game, the player sees his avatar travel to a planet, under which there is a caption entitling the planet "Zebes". Somewhere in X's clouded mind, the sound of "Zebes" metamorphosized into zoober, and without warning X blurted out the newfound word, much to the amusement of Y. Since then, "zoober" has become a common word among X's and Y's group of friends.
1. Dude, that's totally zoober.
2. What the zoober is going on?
3. Excuse me while I zoober on outta here.
by MBorel July 18, 2003
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Zoobie

A common Hebrew term used alongside the Israeli middle finger to emphasize hate.
(Flips Off)
"Zoobie on you!"
by Herban Dicktionary April 2, 2017
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Zoobieitis

The disease of sleepiness when doing 2s in arena.
I got a major case of Zoobieitis, I'm so sleepy want to stop now?
by WOTLKALLSTAR June 22, 2009
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ZOOBIE

Zoobie is a joint/ doobie and many other things.
Hey sean fancy having a Zoobie?
by geraints nan April 4, 2020
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zoobie

a follower or believer of the zweunbenkante faith. a new, but deciated faith, the followers are easily definable by their outrageously good looks and amazing intelligence
the act of frotteurism is what zooby lovers love best (rubbing themself against an unwilling participant)
by zoobe number 6578 March 30, 2004
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