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zidane

1. Head of Steel

2. A God
Zidane's lethal header into that unworthy italian player was amazing. It was hilarious to watch him fold down like a card table onto the grass.
by ZinedineZidaneIsaGod July 10, 2006
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Zidane

a soccer player, who headbutted Materazzi in the World Cup Final, and ,incidentally, the first Frenchman in a uniform to attack someone since World War II.

Also a verb, refers to the act of breaking a man's sternum with your own head.
Woah, you better not piss off Zidane.

or

The reason my ribs are broken is because a kid on another team zidaned me.
by zidaneheader October 6, 2006
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Zidaan

Zidaan is a sweet passionate boy with big dreams and lack of self confidence.
I would say Zidaan really needs to boost his self confidence
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Zidane Kay

Zidane kay is the type of guy who likes a girl but doesnt have the balls to tell her bcs he knows he will get rejected. he is Extremely ugly calls anything how he sees it. he is very self conscious about himself and his sexuality as he is probably Bisexual.
Ugh you are such a Zidane Kay sometimes
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zidane

1) (name) Captain of the French National Football team during the World Cup 2006. Apparently has a sister involved in not-so-Catholic activities. We know nothing about his mother.

2) (verb) to zidane someone/something: Irrational act of head butting during a crucial moment and being caught in the act by a third-party.

3) (verb) to go zidane: Act of accusing people of saying "bad things" about you and your family and not having the balls of saying what those exact words are to the media, leaving millions of fans in limbo and frustrated.
Judge: Defendant how do you explain your actions?

Defendant: Your honour, I was full of rage. He said bad things about my momma. The only thing I can think of was to zidane him in the nuts.

Judge: What did he say exactly?

Defendant: Bad words. I can't repeat.

Judge: Don't you go zidane on me!!!
by mazen July 13, 2006
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Zidance

A new dance move which is an imitation of the headbutt that Zinedine Zidane performed unto Marco Materazzi during the 2006 FIFA World Cup against Italy (July 9, 2006).
Last night, i threw in a Zidance into my new routine
by 1ofakind July 11, 2006
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zidania

The type of person that is ready too beat someone's ass. They have no chill for fake people.She takes no crap. Heavy hand. She always there for her closes friends no matter when,where. Or how. And she cute and thick
Zidania my best friend will come beat your ass.

Zidania don't see fake people.
Zidania got a fat ass.
by Crazy one March 23, 2017
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