PUT SOME DIRT IN YOUR MOUTH
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If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth
An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010
Related Words
Blow Your Mouth's Mind • Melt Your Mouth's Mind • that's what your mouth says • Zip-it your mouth sweetie-heart • to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice • Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Put It In Your Mouth And Smile • where's your mouth? • shut your mouth • shut your mouth, give me your hand • Deep South In Your Mouth
sex in your mouth
Guy 1: yo my nig you tried some of that new trail mix
Guy 2: no?
Guy 1: it's like sex in your mouth nig
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up and stop trying to act black you flaming sack of steaming shit.
Guy 2: no?
Guy 1: it's like sex in your mouth nig
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up and stop trying to act black you flaming sack of steaming shit.
sex in your mouth by hardeeharrr December 3, 2013
shut the heck your mouth
A phrase used to as an alternative to shut the hell your mouth, as found in popular tumblr culture. A way to tell someone beneath you who has attempted to point out a flaw in your argument, make your failures obvious, or insult you to stop talking. The jumbled phrases activates their fight or flight response and they will have NO idea what to say. Your nonsense puts them in a stupor, therefore, you appear to be the victor.
Susan: I'm gonna get surgery to look like a porcelain doll.
Carl: Why? Aren't toilets already made out of porcelain?
Susan: Shut the heck your mouth
Carl: Why? Aren't toilets already made out of porcelain?
Susan: Shut the heck your mouth
shut the heck your mouth by biggayeeeee April 8, 2019
Shut the hell your mouth
1. A grammatically incorrect way of telling someone to “shut the hell up,” usually with less intensity and ill-intent.
2. An ironic comeback similar to “no u.”
Note: can also be spelled “shut the heck your mouth” for even less ill intent.
2. An ironic comeback similar to “no u.”
Note: can also be spelled “shut the heck your mouth” for even less ill intent.
1. Guy 1: “Dude that is actually the most retarded thing you’ve ever done”
Guy 2: “Shut the hell your mouth noob!”
2. Tryhard Gamer: “You are literally the worst person in human existence”
Troll: “shut the hell your mouth i’m actually carrying this whole team right now you’re actually so bad bro”
Guy 2: “Shut the hell your mouth noob!”
2. Tryhard Gamer: “You are literally the worst person in human existence”
Troll: “shut the hell your mouth i’m actually carrying this whole team right now you’re actually so bad bro”
Shut the hell your mouth by funny meme June 18, 2019
put a little south in your mouth
sucking on a guy's dick. the dick is the south because it's "down at the bottom" and you put it in your mouth.
Girl: lets go to WifeSaver to grab something to eat.
Boy: Yea sure, but you have to put a little south in your mouth first.
Boy: Yea sure, but you have to put a little south in your mouth first.
put a little south in your mouth by polkadotz January 31, 2008
stick it in your mouth
when a girl with very large knockers is about to put a piece of food in there mouth u say "stick it in your mouth"
stick it in your mouth by uncle dilly March 8, 2011