bless your heart

This basically means that you're stupid, and the person saying it feels bad for you. You may think that it's nice, but it's really an insult.

Person 1: I wonder why the Sun orbits the Earth
Person 2: Oh, bless you heart!
Bless your heart: It's an insult in Southern dialect, and means you're stupid.

by girlyshopper99 April 24, 2017

bless your heart

A polite way to say "go to hell"

a: *gives the finger*
b: Bless your heart!

by Venus9 April 16, 2006

Wear your heart on your feed

To openly express your emotional state via frequent updates on your Facebook/Twitter/Social Media feed.

Sally: Are you feeling ok? Do you need to talk?
Jane: I have been kind of down. How could you tell?
Sally: Facebook... You wear your heart on your feed.

Chris: Did you get a new girlfriend?
James: Yeah, but I haven't told anyone yet, how'd you find out?
Chris: Your wall is covered is bouncy, happy, romantic cliches... You wear your heart on your feed.

by RedTailedPhoenix November 21, 2012

God bless your heart

It's the most southern way to say fuck you.

Tommy: Katie i love your ass

Katie: Tom god bless your heart

by mommasbathroom02 December 11, 2016

Wearing your heart on your Facebook

A play on "Wear your heart on your sleeve"-

Finding out people's mood or state of mind via the status update on Facebook.

Guy#1: "Dude, I'm feeling totally bummed about the Colts losing... I gotta go change my Facebook status."
Guy#2: "Dude, you gotta stop wearing your heart on your Facebook, it's embarrassing me."

by Lokutani December 9, 2007

Bless your heart

Aren’t you an idiot

He looked at her after she looked at the tv and said how do I work this he said bless your heart

by Drpimplepopper August 14, 2019

Bless your heart

As a southerner that has been in war torn countries and seen children suffering, "Bless your heart" has it's true meaning. "Bless your heart" is a is a statement of empathy. Most Southerners shed a tear when they speak those words. True, at times they are offered for fools, such as those who can't understand the true meaning of the words. More's the pity! Bless your heart!

I came upon a child that was scared and burned. I cried, saying, "Bless your heart" as I pulled out my MEDKIT and prayed that I could ease her suffering!

by SouthernVet September 14, 2018