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You don't get to swim in the pool! 

A person who is extremely stupid

Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?
"I wanted to see what would happen if I tied steaks to my nuts and ran in front of a feral dog."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground 

Figure of meaning that someone doesn't know what they're doing.

You don’t make soup without stock 

Basically going down on your girl when she maybe not the freshest, like after a tough days work and gym and she feels sweaty.

Quite often she’ll not want you to as that’s how unclean she feels, but whole idea is that at least she tastes better than that of soap and bubbles.

You get to appreciate the taste of her natural womanly flavour.

It is truly amber nectar.
Him: I want to muff you so much

Her: it’s not gonna happen tonight, I’ve been down the mine all day and I’m a bit sweaty.

Him: well you don’t make soup without stock

you don't bring sand to the beach 

you don't bring your girlfreind or Women to a party or event where there will already be plenty of available pussy (saying originated by EF in 1988)
bringing women or dates when it's not necessary (you don't bring sand to the beach)

you don't want the sauce 

Rachet Hoe: Bitch fight me
Classy ass lady: you don't want the sauce so sit down

You don't want to fight me 

A taunt popular in 2010 for a general response to any question. Using this response often gets a further negative response of the non-violent nature towards the question asker, and often used as a joke to assert oneself as one whom cannot be beaten in a fight. Often ended with "Brah" or other noun.
A: Markel, why didn't you respond to my text last night?

B: Because you don't want to fight me.

A: Shut up, I'll beat you up right now.

B: But you still don't want to fight me.